boner, boner, boner, boner

Who the hell is looking for boners? I check the search terms that are used to find different posts on the site and the one that is used the most is boner. Granted, the word “boner” shows up a lot on my spam recount postings, but really.

Let’s guarantee that this post as well shows up for everyone…

boner
limpdick.com
huge boner
long boner
bed boner
tiny boner
how to get a boner
public boner pics
how to achieve a boner.

And those are just from the last seven days with some appearing on more than one. Let’s add some new ones so I can catch even more boner obsessed individuals.

schlong
biggus dickus
one-eyed trouser snake
cock
penis
penis head
purple headed warrior
wood
pecker
pecker head
fuck stick
wang
ramrod
johnson
prick
love muscle
Mr. Happy
magic wand

That’s all I can think of without searching. Are there anymore we can add? Comments are moderated, but anyone can post a suggestion(s). I missed the good old days when we were more interested in seeing some tit. Janet Jackson must have killed that off with the “wardrobe malfunction” a few years back.

To the person(s) asking about “how to achieve a boner” or “how to get a boner”: if you’re a man you look for boobs, if you’re a woman you flash your boobs. Either or, and I guarantee a boner will find you, not the other way around.

Ta-ta… hmmm…. ta-tas….. boy-oy-oy-iiiinnnnggggg!!!!

Man I miss Beavis and Butthead….